My Thumps
My life. My mind. My thumps.
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Friday, February 27, 2009
Wonderwall | Gallery | Casting the New
Awesome news '80s movie fans: CLUE is getting a remake! That's right, your favorite childhood "whodunnit" will be casting new suspects soon. What do you think of our choices? Tell me now...before I kill you, in the library, with a wrench.
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Monday, February 09, 2009
Product Fiend Forever
Sadly, I just discovered that the beauty and skin care products site I once contributed to has gone to the big discount pharmacy in the sky. Before all my hard beauty reporting work is lost forever, I bring to you one of the more important questions of the new millenium: What kind of lip balm do YOU use?
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Madonna Facial
Space NK Apothecary
Saved Tattoo
Beauty Ambush
Face Off!
Labels: lip balm, product fiend facial, saryn chorney
Saturday, November 22, 2008
I Was An Elementary School Slut
I was four-years-old back in '82 when my parents took me and my brothers (seven and nine, respectively) to see "Porky's." I distinctly remember a young Kim Cattrall howling like a she-wolf in heat while getting boned by the assistant coach. I made a mental note to learn some animal mating calls for future "make believe" purposes. Seriously, why did my parents bring three little kids to see an R-rated sex comedy?
Dad: "We thought it was a Porky Pig movie!"
Mom: "Your father wanted to see it and you refused to leave! What could I do?"
Pass the popcorn, Mom. This sexy sneak preview to a post-pubescent future was the likely root of my hyper-sexuality, and here's what followed...
I Was An Elementary School Slut

Labels: elementary school, kim cattrall, porkys, sex, slut
Monday, November 17, 2008
The "Real" Best in Show: Worldwide Fido Awards 2008
I yelped like an excited puppy at my invitation to Nick at Nite’s star-studded Worldwide Fido Awards. My friends and family know me best as a cat lover, but truthfully I am "bi-petual." A blues-singing beagle, jump-roping Jack Russell and bikini-wearing boxer were among the canine creme-de-la-creme competing for the coveted title of Worldwide Fido Winner...

Check out the full story here:
Hot Dogs: My Peek Inside Pooch Pageantry


